Wed 7 Feb 2007
U.S. Patent No. 7,168,101 is a patent for a protective cover of a woman’s sexual organs. The main objective of this inevntion is “Stopping the spread of AIDS/HIV virus and empowerment of sex victims”. (Another object of the invention is to protect against illicit sex.) I recommend you read the Background section, it’s quite a read!
I still don’t quite understand why I keep finding these patents? Are there a lot of overly-protective fathers out there? Women afraid of being raped such that they lock up their lovely bits?
I like Column 7, lines 9-14: “Once the whole assembly of the device in this invention, as described avove is worn and located on the body of the wearer, since it is not necessary to take off the security underwear in order to use toilet, especially in the case of yound sexually active people, the key or the combination number of the lock should be kept away from the wearer. This way the would be sex offender cannot force the would be victim to unlock and undress and force himself onthe victim. Even if consensual sex is allowed the key or the combination number should rather be obtained from the permanent partner or guardian.”
I can see it now: “Daddy, can I have the key to my underwear so Alex and I can have sex?”
PP
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Pingback from Protect Your Sexual Organs from Invasion! - from The Zero Boss by Jay Andrew Allen
February 7th, 2007 at 11:26 am[…] Elizabeth turned me on (yeah, bad choice of words) to X-Rated Patents, a clever site that looks at the naughty side of intellectual property. Today’s highlight: the Security Underwear Device for Sexual Organs! The clever bit is that the “garment” (and I use that term loosely) allows you to piss and shit without unlocking it, so you don’t have to carry the key around with you. Perfect for guaranteeing that your 16-year-old daughter remains pure until college…and beyond! […]