7018329.jpgU.S. Patent No. 7,018,329 is a device for “assisting a human male and female couple to engage in sexual intercourse.” At first glance, this looks like a device for lazy women who can’t afford to move but like it on top. But upon further inquiry, this device is aimed at helping the disabled who like it on top (as well as the “aged, infirm or corpulent”).

Further, the femaile may “proceed up-and-down or 360-degree rotational movement during the sexual activity…” 360-degree??? Oh, you know I want some of that!