http://x-ratedpatents.com Information about new x-rated patents for the geeky pervert in all of us! Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:26:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ok, I know I said I was going to give you a nice full review of a new teledildonics product.  However, I'm still waiting on a copy of their PCT application, so I can give it my IP-related slant.  In the interim, check out this review on it. While down in ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/03/08/teledildonics-babeland-and-the-pleasure-chest/ U.S. Patent No. 7,186,226 is a patent for a method of making a "massage device" from your electric toothbrush.  Come on, you know you're not the first to think about your toothbrush in this way.  However, Graham began his quest back in 2003.  This recently issued patent claims a process of ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/03/08/process-for-making-a-massage-device-departing-from-an-electric-toothbrush/ U.S. Patent No. 7,186,213 is a continuation of U.S. Patent No. 7,037,256.  Whereas the parent patent was aimed at treatment of Peyronie's disease, this patent is aimed at a kit and method for treatment for erectile dysfunction.  Same great stuff. The world can never have enough pumps! PP http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/03/08/method-system-and-kit-for-treatment-of-a-patients-extremity/ U.S. Patent No. 7,186,212 is a patent for the most advanced love doll I've ever see.  Probably a patent for the Face X System by the makers of the Realdoll, this patent claims a fully articulated female doll with interchangeable faces or heads.  The body is made of flexible material (such as ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/03/08/full-size-fully-articulated-doll-with-selectively-displayed-alterative-faces-2/ U.S. Patent No. D536,797 is a design patent for a base of a vibrator or dildo.  From the figures, it appears that the base includes indicators for either the strength/speed of vibrations, or the remaining battery charge.  However, the face of the patent includes a cited reference for a company that ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/20/base-for-sexual-stimulation-device/ U.S. Patent No. D536,458 is a design patent for a vibrator.  Similar to U.S. Patent No. D527,109, this patent is for a double headed vibrator. The differencs in this patent include (i) a ribbed section, and (ii) a section shaped like a penis. PP http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/20/vibrator-5/ U.S. Patent No. 7,175,592 is a patent for a "massage device" with a "massage piece" (aka "imitated penis").  This device allows the user to adjust the angle of the "massage piece", allows the "massage piece" to be programmed to move in selected directions, selected speeds, and with a selected travel distance.  The ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/20/mechanical-massage-device/ U.S. Patent No. 7,172,602 is a patent for a device for inserting a penile implant.  It seems as if we've had a lot of prosthesis patents (and other ED-related patents) lately.  Whereas specialized tools exist for implanting prostheses, this patent is for the first tool designed to aid in implantation of the ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/20/penile-prosthesis-implant-insertion-tool/ Yes, I know I've been a little slow on the posts lately, but it's because nothing interesting has been issued lately. Honest!  (Ok, you got me, I was on vacation last week).  Well, today, I'll be posting 4 newly issued patents.  Hopefully that'll whet your perverted little whistle.  Also, I hope ... http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/20/slow-month-vacation-and-other-updates/ U.S. Patent No. D536,097 is a design patent for a vibrator.  Interestingly, it appears to be tethered to a remote control of some sort.  The inventor, Simon Siu Man Nan, has 29 vibrator/massager design patents, and one patent for a strap-on harness.  Keep 'em coming Nan! PP http://x-ratedpatents.com/2007/02/07/vibrator-4/