Archive for November, 2006
Thursday, November 30th, 2006
About x-ratedpatents.com
Welcome to X-RatedPatents.com, your source for all adult-oriented patents. Here, we will examine the new and exciting x-rated patents issued from the Patent and Trademark Office. We launch with the x-rated patents of 2006. When x-rated patents issued from the PTO are few and far between, we will add previous year’s patents, and highlight historical […]
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Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
Breast Implant Injector and Method of Use
U.S. Patent NO. 7,137,995 is a patent for a method for inserting a breast implant using an injector device that results in less trauma during insertion of implants.
I just liked the drawings.
PP
No Comments » - Posted in Other Patents, Female by patentpervert
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
Rotary Massaging Stick
U.S. Patent No. 7,135,004 is a patent for a G-spot stimulator. This device uses rotary massaging balls, as have previous devices. However, this patent covers devices where the balls rotate in both directions!
Thank god, women everywhere were getting sick of all those vibrators that only rotated in one direction.
PP
No Comments » - Posted in Vibrators, Dildos, Sleeves, etc., Female by patentpervert
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
Condom Retaining Device
U.S. Patent No. 7,131,443 is a patent on a device preventing condom slippage. The user places a condom on his penis and rolls the end of the condom around a ring. The penis is then inserted into the retaining device, which is strapped around his legs.
Reminds me of a strap-on harness. Then […]
No Comments » - Posted in Condoms, pills, sponges, etc., Male by patentpervert
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
Compounds for the Treatment of Male Erectile Dysfunction
U.S. Patent No. 7,132,542 is a patent directed at compounds to treat ED (and other disorders, such as irritable bowel syndrome).
Unless you’re a chemist, it’s not a particularly exciting read. Interesting though the inter-relatedness of the diseases these compounds can treat.
PP
No Comments » - Posted in Male, Erectile Dysfunction by patentpervert
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
Internal Implement Allotropy Sexual Aid Utensil Universal-Disk
U.S. Patent NO. 7,131,444 is a patent every father will want to buy. This device is placed in a vagina (like a tampon) and when a penis tries to penetrate, sharp projectiles, inflicting “non-lethal” pain are contacted. There is also a recepticle in the back to catch sperm that may be released.
Now how […]
