Archive for October, 2006
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Lap Dance Liner
U.S. Patent No. RE 39,371 is a patent for a lap dance liner. When was the last time you were in a club and thought, “Man, if she doesn’t get up off of me soon, I’m gonna blow!” Well, now your problems are solved. This patent is for a device worn under your underwear that […]
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Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Formulations Useful in the Treatment of Male and Female Impotence
U.S. Patent No. 7,128,932 is a patent for compositions of Tribulus terrestris, Turnera diffusa, Cinnamon cassia, Ginkgo Biloba and arginine to treat sexual dysfunction. No indication in the specification whether studies have been performed, and if so, what results were obtained.
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Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Compositions and Methods for Treating Sexual Dysfunction
U.S. Patent No. 7,128,930 is a patent for a NO-based cream to treat erectile dysfunction. Think of it as a lubricant-based Viagra. The specification states that it is effective for males and females, and that it is applied to the tip of the penis, or the clitoris of the female to increase blood flow. Included […]
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Tuesday, October 24th, 2006
Massage Device
Last one this month. U.S. Patent No. D530,822 is another phallic-shaped massage device (this picture you don’t have to turn around, just look at it!).
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Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
Vibrating Personal Massager
U.S. Patent No. 7,122,015 is a patent for a J-shaped vibrating massager. The J-shape is allegedly to allow the user to massage his back. The 21 pages of drawings give me plenty of other ideas of areas this thing will reach! I really like the dual-headed one. Descriptions in the spec of heated […]
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Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
Contraceptive Device With Wearing Aid
U.S. Patent No. 7,121,281 is a patent for a condom with a “wearing aid” or a band that makes it easier to apply. The specification states that the condom ring is small and hard for fingers to apply. Now I don’t know about you, but if I need small fingers to apply a condom, I […]
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
Massage Apparatus
U.S. Patent No. D530,020 is another patent for a phallic-shaped massage apparatus (turn it around). This appears to be the month for penis-shaped massage apparatuses.
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
Portable Electronic Penile Aneurysm Enhancer
U.S. Patent No. 7,118,527 is a patent for a portable penile aneurysm enhancer. Now while the name of this patent sounds awfully painful, it in fact appears to be quite possibly enjoyable. As the abstract states, it electronically expands and contracts to invigorate the blood flow of the penis. The machine expands and contracts 33-50 […]
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Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Massage Apparatus
U.S. Patent No. D529,620 is a patent for a phallic-shaped massage apparatus (turn the picture upside down).
