Archive for March, 2006
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
Sex Aid Device
U.S. Patent No. 7,018,329 is a device for “assisting a human male and female couple to engage in sexual intercourse.” At first glance, this looks like a device for lazy women who can’t afford to move but like it on top. But upon further inquiry, this device is aimed at helping the […]
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
Exerciser for the Muscles of Pelvic Floor
U.S. Patent No. 7,014,603 is a patent for an exercise device used to strengthen the pelvic muscles. The shaft of the device creates resistance when the user tightens his/her pelvic muscles. The device can be used by both men and women. I wonder how many straight men would use this…
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Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
Penis Extension with Harness
U.S. Patent No. D517,205 is a device patent for a penis extension with a harness. I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a harness. Nevetheless, I just don’t see how an extension would provide me (male) any pleasure. Therefore, I just don’t see the use in one. Thoughts, anyone?
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Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
Male Impotence Prosthesis Apparatus With Wireless Energy Supply
U.S. Patent No. 7,011,624 is a patent for a penile prosthesis with wireless remote for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. Unlike a reservoir/pump mechanism, this device uses electricity to run the motor or pump that creates the erect penis.
Eventually they’ll just come up with a chip they can implant in your brain, and when […]
