Archive for January, 2006
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Finger Massager
U.S. Patent No. D514,226 is a design patent for a finger massager. While not necessarily an x-rated patent, I’m sure I’m not the only one looking at these pictures and visualizing the potential ways it can (or was intended to be) used.
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Implantable Device and Method for Managing Erectile Dysfunction
U.S. Patent No. 6,993,390 is a patent for an implantable device which stimulates the neurovascular bundle of the penis. I don’t know about you, but the thought of electricity down there just doesn’t make me comfortable. Judge for yourself.PP
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Implantable Pump
U.S. Patent NO. 6,991,601 is a patent for an implantable pump assembly for an inflatable penile prosthesis.
Now a little background for those of you who don’t know how these things are installed:
“Such a prosthesis typically includes a pair of inflatable cylinders which are fluidly connected to a fluid (typically liquid) reservoir via a pump and […]
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Male Sexual Aid
U.S. Patent No. 6,991,600 is a patent for a combined cock/ball ring and vibrator. This beauty wraps around your twig n berries and provides your partner with good vibrations all night long.
The best part? Read the Background section: “Making love is one of the most important things in lives for most of […]
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Personal Exercise System
U.S. Patent No. 6,991,599 is a patent for a “coupling component” that allows for various (or multiple) dildos or vibrators to be attached in several configurations. What gets me, though, is the lack of any description on how the device is used. Look at Figure 6 (right) and Figure 8. Maybe I’m […]
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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Miniature Clothing Attachable Vibrator
U.S. Patent No. 6,991,598 is a patent on a vibrator that attaches to clothing. The best part? “The device is no larger than some jewelery broaches or pins and may be shaped and colored to be worn as an ornament.” Now, when you’re satisfied with your vibrator, you can attach it to […]
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Saturday, January 28th, 2006
Condom
U.S. Patent No. 6,983,751 is a patent on an imporved condom with a textured service. Said condom can be used as either a male or female condom, but as a female condome, the texture prevents accidental slippage of the condom. Honestly, it looks like a woman would enjoy this more than a man.
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Saturday, January 28th, 2006
Breast Implant Sizing System
U.S. Patent No. 6,981,988 is a patent directed to a method for selecting a properly sized breast implant. Using a “breast ruler” a “pair of flexible fillable implant devices” and a “liquid measuring device” a woman in the privacy of her own home can create various sized trial breasts (I really wanted to call […]
